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welcome to my blog. Please don't spam. Be polite. if theres something mean to say don't say it at all. (or something like that.) haters are unwanted. also names have been changed, so all names are made up for security reasons. plus………… NO PEDOS
especially you pedo bear!!!

Saturday, September 17, 2011

The Game I DESPERATELY WANT!!!!

"What do you see Alice?"


this wonderful line is from the new game released months ago ( I guess its not that new then?) 
Called, American McGee's Alice: The Madness Returns. 


Its the sequel to the first game, and its about a girl named Alice Liddel, (duh) and her house was burned down and her family died in the fire. She goes mentally insane, and is sent to a mental hospital. 
since it is in the Victorian Days, the hospital's methods are stupid and useless. so Alice once again goes down the rabbit hole and finds that her wonderland is messed up.  to restore wonderland and her sanity, she must go through different levels and in the first game she must defeat the Red Queen, (Different from the Queen of Hearts) who is I guess her insane part of her mind.
the weapon she uses, the Vorpal blade, which looks like a kitchen knife.


the next game. Alice: the madness returns (the one i want)
 after leaving the mental hospital, Alice is now living at a orphanage, which is run by Doctor Bumby, a psychiatrist. he uses hypnoses to help the orphans forget their memories and such. one day alice is walking to a chemist to get medicine, she stumbles down the rabbit hole and once again finds that her wonderland is ruined……… 
this time she is equipped with new dresses, new weapons, and she will finally see what really happened the night of the fire, and who the real monster is, and maybe finally regain her sanity.


Can you see why i really want this game? i wonder if i could play it on my mac.






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Saturday, September 3, 2011

Totoro=Pedo Bear

During Japanese class my teacher decided to show us most of are favorite kids movie "my neighbor Totoro."
there are some scenes in this movie which is hard to watch for people who haven't seen this before, or are not open minded. (such as the scene when the family is bathing together.) maybe dumb teens too.

people started to say things like. "Oh my god this is PEDO BEAR'S FAVORITE MOVIE!!" most of you know that pedo bear is a bear that likes to harass little kids, saying things like, "don't scare the kids away."

so the little girls undies are seen, and more people discuss how pedo bear would love this movie.  and when we finally see the part of the movie when we see the makurokuroske (those adorable black dots flying in the air) finally disappear when the family is taking a bath, peole are roaring of pedo bear approval and saying how the dad is a pedo, and how totoro is really the dad in a costume.

they also commented about the dad needing a hair cut, and how the grandma looked like our old japanese teacher. (poor sensei)

one girl believed that Totoro was really a soul reaper coming to take the girls souls because they are going to die and he is going to take them to heaven and thats why they can see them. i thought that was bull, but who cares.






My dumb childhood part4

One day when i was 3, i was visiting Chicago with my madre and padre and my little sister. so  the day was nice from what i remember, we got these adorable pumpkin Halloween costumes that only little kids an pull off. Also i think a friend of my parents gave us Disney princess Bell dresses. (you know the pretty yellow one? Sorry if her name is spelled wrong but i DON"T CARE.)
 so i guess in the hotel, i hid behind the curtains and was silently watching the rainy night outside, with my face pressed against the window. 
I didn't hear my parents call me. when they finally did, (which i don't remember they told me this part.) they got so mad.


it turns out, they thought something bad happened to me. they searched and searched, and called my name, but i didn't hear them. finally they did. i felt so dumb. i was a bad little girl. bad little three year old. they took a picture of me smiling behind the curtains. i felt evil. no just kidding.